Ok James, breath deeply. Relax.
Right. From now on i’m going to be a ‘changed person’. Or rather, I’m going to be the person I was three months ago. No more bizzare silliness, as I can forsee you all getting tired of that quite soon. Plus I’ve been informed that my more recent character is tiring and that I’ve gone downhill since precisely April 22nd. Although you’ve alrealdy read about that.
Well, tomorrow is more Wirral Show shenanigans, and my brother (who literally is like Jeremy Clarkson – but cooler) is coming to visit. Henceforth, I’ll be going around with him at the show! Hurrah!
Oh yeah, Amy’s at the show tomorrow too! 
Hypothetical Situation
Me: Amy, this is Ben, Ben, this is Amy!
(Uncomfortable silence as I can’t predict anything that either party would say..)
*Imagination shortage – end universe*
So yeah, that’s how things might work. I hope to meet my brother (and his girlfriend who is coming with him) at the ATC stand, or, to make things cooler, he could arrive at the stand and they could radio for me! Like in a film! Now that’s coolness for you!
Ok, I’m done now. I have to practice some communication skills for tomorrow…
~James
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1 response so far ↓
alison // July 14, 2008 at 9:01 pm |
Hi, what happened in April? Are you okay now?