Here’s something that tastes *foul*..

Have you ever tried to take a tablet and left the thing in your mouth for too long? That’s what I mean. I experienced said worst taste in the world this morning with my hayfever tablet. You have no idea.

Another interesting combination is that which I am experiencing right now. A combination of Extra mints and Tesco own-brand ginger beer. Two things that are very nice on their own, but… don’t try them together. It’s like ketchup and bananas. They just don’t ‘work’.

To business.

Mood: Neutral.

It turns out that it is Fathers day on Sunday. So I purchased a card. Sounds simple? No. There are only two kinds of Fathers day card.

#1 – The ‘Happy Fathers’ day to my post-mid-life crisis father who dismantles MGs or plays golf’ type card

or

#2 – ‘You are a fat git’ (inside – ‘Only joking! LOL!’)

And they ALL mentioned beer to some extent.

I did find a nice Simpsons themed one, but it was A) repetitive as I think i’ve got a Simpsons card before and B) cost more than the factory that made it.

So yeah, that was in ASDA. NEVER go to the toilet in ASDA. You are guaranteed to lose the person you are with when you come out. I incidentally bumped into Mr Jones while searching for my mother.

Well, I’m out of fuel (Ginger beer). Plus I’m out of material.

Don’t do drugs!

~James

This blog written by James Plant
All trademarks acknowledged
A legal footnote? Stop reading now.

Woah. This is some good stuff!

It seems that already, this blog is becoming quite popular. 286 views since we opened about two weeks ago, not including me.

Mood: Zippy

I hear that yesterday was Lucy M’s birthday. Happy birthday to her! I also hear that yesterday was the birthday of American actor Johnny Depp. Happy birthday Mr. Depp as well.

To business! Cadets tonight was cool. Modelling was the order of the day, with my special ‘incontinence’ style of painting. Then I was told how to iron a shirt. Spiffy.

Unfortunately I won’t be down for the next two fridays.

I blame society.

I’m done now.

-James

This blog written by James Plant
All trademarks acknowledged.
A legal footnote? Look closely. It's actually a lemon meruange.

You can stop reading now.