Wahoo’s-a-plenty! I can go to RAF Kinloss! 
So, a week off school to go flying and walking and that sort of thing in the only country in the UK I haven’t visited yet. Yipee.
To business.
Mood: Dozy
Beverage: ASDA brand cream soda
Shopping is an easy thing to do. You enter the store, purchase the desired wares and then you leave the store. However, ASDA have found a way to completely screw things up. Come with me, into… THE FUTURE!!
AUTOMATED TILLS.
These are the most tedious things in the history of grocery shopping. You see, my Mother has suddenly decided she wants to be eco-friendly. That means no plastic carriers. That means filling the house with these weird raffia bags that everywhere sells you. The stupid tills don’t work with them. They don’t actually tell you this, so you’re left to wonder why on earth the machine is saying that there is an ‘unexpected item in bagging area’ and repeatedly summoning a grumpy woman from the help desk.
Once the woman has reprogrammed the machine, it decides that it works with the stupid grass bags, but then it has a tantrum if you dare to move the damn things.
I had the tenacity to (accidentally) move one of the bags when I thought we were finished. We wern’t. Sirens blared, searchlights swept around, angry dogs barked and the grumpy woman got up from behind her little desk to tell us off.
Yep, those things are stupid. USE THE STAFFED TILL.
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